Communist Leader Tries Hand at Cracking Jokes
Published: April 3, 2007 (Issue # 1259)
MOSCOW Ч Gennady Zyuganov rattled out joke after joke at a news conference Thursday, but was only met with the occasional polite chuckle from attending journalists.
The Communist Party leaderТs jokes went along these lines: УThere are two main problems in Russia: roads and fools. In the Duma, one is trying to fix the other.Ф
Zyuganov, better known for his firebrand speeches than for his sense of humor, was speaking during the release of a book of jokes to tie in with April FoolТs Day on Sunday.
With State Duma elections just nine months away, Zyuganov used the book to poke fun at his biggest political adversary, United Russia.
The pocket-sized book, У100 Jokes From Zyuganov,Ф has dozens of jokes about the pro-Kremlin party and President Vladimir Putin and is accompanied by cartoons of a bear Ч the symbol of United Russia Ч looking intermittently aggressive, dopey and sulky.
But the most personal joke in the book is the one about an aide who rings up President Boris Yeltsin the day after the presidential election and asks what he wants to hear: the good or the bad news.
Yeltsin takes a tranquilizer, has a glass of vodka and begins to sweat. LetТs have the bad news, he says.
УZyuganov got 62 percent.Ф
As his shaky hand moves for the pistol, Yeltsin asks, УWhat is the good news?Ф
УYou won. You got 75 percent.Ф
Zyuganov, after leading Yeltsin by a clear margin, lost the 1996 presidential election in a race that the Communists say was fixed.
The book was put together by ZyuganovТs press secretary, Alexander Yushchenko, who writes in the foreword that Zyuganov would always cheer up his party activists on long train trips by telling jokes. A total of 20,000 copies of the book have been printed.
ZyuganovТs performance Thursday wasnТt exactly stand-up comedy. For a start, he sat down. While he told jokes, a short man stood in a bearТs costume to his right carrying a poster advertising ZyuganovТs book and wearing a bandage over his jaws, as if to keep him from talking or biting.
The Communist leader tried to please the journalists Ч each was given a free box of honey, too Ч but a tough crowd is a tough crowd, especially when they are hearing jokes that probably only sound funny on the second day of a train journey.Pages: